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Date: Friday, 12 Aug 2011, 8:24 PM | Message # 1 : |
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I herewith offer that advice up to DARPA.(iii)
•Take a deep breath and don’t flip out. That doesn’t help.
•Ascertain that the item is actually missing, and that your Mum didn’t put it away in the cupboard.
•Check your pockets. The missing item turns up there 90% of the time.
•Don’t play the blame game. The odds are that you lost it through your own stupid actions (as much as I was predisposed to think that China stole my spectacles, it was more likely that I had misplaced them).
•Retrace your steps (you might be amazed how many stops you made between Vandenberg Air Force base and the troposphere).
•Search the obvious places twice. I mean – guys: The Pacific Ocean? Are you sure you checked everywhere?
•When all else fails, try putting up some posters around the neighbourhood. I’m totally sure that if North Korea found your plane they’d be happy to give it back, especially if you offered them a reward (maybe overlooking some fishy thing they are doing etc).
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Date: Tuesday, 01 Nov 2011, 11:10 PM | Message # 2 : |
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he he he
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